Eva: *whistles* wow that's a lot.
Lana: Do I gotta?
Hau: *alreadh hugging her* its a dare.
Lana: ... can you?
Hau: *shrugs*
Lana: *feeds it to Hau and pretends like she ate it.* hmmmmmm, yummy.
Hau: *walks away and hugs Mallow from behind* Whatcha doin?
Mallow: Eating the death sandwich.
Hau: Want help?
Mallow: *halves sandwich*
Hau and Mallow: *take a bite and spit it out*
Mallow: DISGUSTING!!!!
Hau: Can I go back to the soy sauce? Sorry Mallow, you're on your own. *leaves*
Mallow: *groans*
Hau: *walks over and hugs Sophocles after sitting down next to uim* Please tell me you aren't eating gross stuff.
Sophocles: *snickering* Nope. But I am spamming Molayne Lenny faces! I think he muted my notifications.
Hau: Cool. Later.
Eva: Good work kiddo. I give you a free pass on the last hug.
Hau: Nice! *high fives*
Kiawe: *rain dancing*
Lana: ....
Kiawe: *does his thing*
Lana: *turns around and leaves*
Ilima:*sigh* must I?
Luka: YES
Person on the phone: Papa John's, Whatcha want?
Ilima: *best concerned vegan voice* Yes I have a question. Is the dough made with cruelty free wheat? And is the water free ranged? I only drink water directly from springs and I must know- oh dear. They hung up.
Luka: *trying to contain his laughter* Fabulous! And speaking of fabulous... Look what I did earlier!
Gladion: *in a spiked gel mowhak* I hate everything.
Luka: Beautiful, right?
Ilima: I don't think he likes it.
Gladion: I don't.
Luka: It was a dare! who cares?
Gladion: *flops to the ground and lays there*
Luka: ...
Ilima: What are you doing, Gladion.
Gladion: *flails like frying bacon and slides out of the room while flailing*
Luka: *laughing his arse off*
Ilima: Well then... that was interesting.
Hau: *gets hit in the leg* Huh? A pokemon? Oh... hey Gladi.
Gladion: I hate my life. My back hurts.
Hau: Need a massage?
Gladion: ...yeah.
Mina: *walking and minding her own buisness*
Ilima: *jumps out of nowhere.* I hail from Narinia! Come with me! *grabs her hand and pulls her away*
Mina: ARCEUS DAMNIT ILIMA I HATE YOU!!!!
Eva: *from the distance* LANGUAGE!!!
Gladion: SCREEEEEEEEEEEEE
Eva: You were supposed to-
Gladion: I know. But this entire book is a horror movie Just be existing so I can just scream whenever. Bye peoplez
Eva: Wait But-
Gladion: BYE
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Ask or Dare the Alola Crew!
RandomGuess what guys? It's to girl Evangeline Hisahoshi back with another ask or dare from all the Alola characters you love so very much! ... And maybe an OC of mine named Luka. Like most likely will be written into a fanfic soon so look out for that...