Back Again with the Hit List

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Eva: *whistles* wow that's a lot.

Eva: *whistles* wow that's a lot

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Lana: Do I gotta?

Hau: *alreadh hugging her* its a dare.

Lana: ... can you?

Hau: *shrugs*

Lana: *feeds it to Hau and pretends like she ate it.* hmmmmmm, yummy.

Hau: *walks away and hugs Mallow from behind* Whatcha doin?

Mallow: Eating the death sandwich.

Hau: Want help?

Mallow: *halves sandwich*

Hau and Mallow: *take a bite and spit it out*

Mallow: DISGUSTING!!!!

Hau: Can I go back to the soy sauce? Sorry Mallow, you're on your own. *leaves*

Mallow: *groans*

Hau: *walks over and hugs Sophocles after sitting down next to uim* Please tell me you aren't eating gross stuff.

Sophocles: *snickering* Nope. But I am spamming Molayne Lenny faces! I think he muted my notifications.

Hau: Cool. Later.

Eva: Good work kiddo. I give you a free pass on the last hug.

Hau: Nice! *high fives*

Kiawe: *rain dancing*

Lana: ....

Kiawe: *does his thing*

Lana: *turns around and leaves* 

Ilima:*sigh* must I?

Luka: YES

Person on the phone: Papa John's, Whatcha want?

Ilima: *best concerned vegan voice* Yes I have a question. Is the dough made with cruelty free wheat? And is the water free ranged? I only drink water directly from springs and I must know- oh dear. They hung up.

Luka: *trying to contain his laughter* Fabulous! And speaking of fabulous... Look what I did earlier!

Gladion: *in a spiked gel mowhak* I hate everything.

Luka: Beautiful, right?

Ilima: I don't think he likes it.

Gladion: I don't.

Luka: It was a dare! who cares?

Gladion: *flops to the ground and lays there*

Luka: ...

Ilima: What are you doing, Gladion.

Gladion: *flails like frying bacon and slides out of the room while flailing*

Luka: *laughing his arse off*

Ilima: Well then... that was interesting.

Hau: *gets hit in the leg* Huh? A pokemon? Oh... hey Gladi.

Gladion: I hate my life. My back hurts.

Hau: Need a massage?

Gladion: ...yeah.

Mina: *walking and minding her own buisness*

Ilima: *jumps out of nowhere.* I hail from Narinia! Come with me! *grabs her hand and pulls her away*

Mina: ARCEUS DAMNIT ILIMA I HATE YOU!!!!

Eva: *from the distance* LANGUAGE!!!

Gladion: SCREEEEEEEEEEEEE

Eva: You were supposed to-

Gladion: I know. But this entire book is a horror movie Just be existing so I can just scream whenever. Bye peoplez

Eva: Wait But-

Gladion: BYE

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