What Is Even Happening?

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Eva: PokemonGladion Luka is going to severely dislike you now...

Ilima: Indeed.

Mina: Has anyone seen my camera? I wanna take a picture of this.

Mallow: *eating the cute star soaps found in hotels* hey guys, what did I miss?

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Mallow: *eating the cute star soaps found in hotels* hey guys, what did I miss?

Mina: Mallow... what the heck are you eating?

Mallow: I found these really cool mints in the bathroom! Like, chocolate covered mints! Who put these by the sink anyways? *nom*

Ilima: *whispers to Eva* should we tell her?

Eva: *shakes head*

Lillie: *softly mumbling the entire bee movie script in the background because she doesn't want to bother anyone with her dare*

Hau: Wait, what about my dare?

Acerola: I got it! Here!

Hau: Is this a plushie Houndour with Gladion's face taped on it?

Acerola: Uh-huh!

Hau: *presses a million kisses to it*

Luka: GET AWAY FROM ME YOU EMO NIGHTMARE!!!

Gladion: You friggin fairy! Get back here and finish your dare!

Luka: I REFUSE TO MAKE MY BEAUITFULLY TANNED FACE WHITE!!!

Gladion: For the love of god it's not mime makeup! It's just making it brighter tone so it makes the black stand out! Get back here!

Luka: NEVER!!!!

Mallow: Wow, they do not get along!

Mina: I know! It's really cool to see complete opposites and not have them shipped together for once. *looks at Sanders Sides fandom*

Hau: Is that a reference to something we don't know?

Mina: Yes.

Ilima: I'm still wondering about one thing... What is boopshipping? And why did Luka get so angry about it?

Eva: THAT'S IT FOR THIS CHAPTER!!! Don't forget to request loads and smile! It looks gorgeous on you! Be amazing people and have a good life! Bye bye!

Ilima: ...

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