Felix Culpa (Valmont's Consigliere/CamRen)

Say Cheese!

CHAPTER FOUR

R e e s e

I was caught off guard. That little shit outsmarted me. Does she think she has this control over me? Hah! Well, yeah, for a moment back there, yes. Don't let this girl win you that easily, Robin. I'm warning you. I fucking love control and I won't let it happen again. I'll try my best not to fall for any other tricks she will lure me in.

After that incident with the dog, and me, shaking hands with the girl named Mackenzie; I stayed quiet in my seat, ignoring the flood-like SMS text from my friends. I'm pissed. What do they expect? Pinagkaisahan nila ako.

Juju, however, couldn't take it. This may be the reason why she walked over to me, tapping my shoulder. "Check your phone. You're no fun, De Leon. Sumali ka, aba. Bored na bored na'ko. This'll kill the time." With a quick nod, I finally took the device and opened it. "Good girl."

No Angel:
What do you people want?

iRunDaWorld:
I think you really do like her, Reese.

Yoncé:
Girl, you're whipped.

No Angel:
I'm not.

iRunDaWorld:
Cheese.

Yoncé:
Cheese.

No Angel:
Shut up.

iRunDaWorld:
Okay, Cheesecake.

Yoncé:
Okay, Cheesecake.

No Angel:
Stop it, both of you.

iRunDaWorld:
Sorry, Cheesy-flavored muffin.

Yoncé:
Sorry, Cheesy-flavored muffin.

No Angel:
So annoying. I hate the two of you.

iRunDaWorld:
You don't mean that, Reese. You fucking love us.

Yoncé:
I can't copy your text, Juju.

iRunDaWorld:
Ken-Ken...

Yoncé:
Well, shit. Okay.

Yoncé:
Kenzieee...

iRunDaWorld:
Mackenzie De Leon?

Yoncé:
Renesmee Robin Montefalco?

iRunDaWorld:
Which do you prefer, Cheese?

No Angel:
Montefalco. K.

Yoncé:
Ooh, I know! I know!

No Angel:
What?

iRunDaWorld:
Spill the tea, sis.

Yoncé:
Cheezie! Fuck, I'm so smart.

iRunDaWorld:
Hmm. I see what you did there, but it sounds really lame.

No Angel:
I agree with Juju. It sounds stupid.

Yoncé:
Then, you tell me the name of the ship that I will navigate.

iRunDaWorld:
That's a good one, Teeg. I'm high-fiving you right now.

Yoncé:
Reese!

No Angel:
Ano?!

Yoncé:
Your ship name!