Life as I know it

Urban Dictionary

Hahaha so I looked up my name on Urban Dictionary and according to like every definition I'm supposed to have a "hot bod" with a big ass and huge rack like the closest to any of that I'll ever have is thst I'm sort of tall and skinny. No ass no boobs. The ones I think are probably/definitely true, I'll put in bold. But look at these descriptions these are my favorites

the most beautiful, sweet, courageous, tough, loving, daring person you will ever meet. as a friend, she is protective, caring, and funny as hell. as a girlfriend, she is overprotective, still caring, still funny as hell, and a spoiler. olivia cuddles like a pro and always holds your hand when youre close enough. she has the gorgeousest brown hair and the cutest smile and when you look into her eyes, you know that its real and true love. she makes your heart beat faster and your eyes light up. she turns you on with one look and stops your heart in another. you'd be lucky to ever meet one.

2. Olivia is a mystery wrapped in an enigma. Words cannot describe the being which is Olivia because mans brain has not evolved to such depths yet. But they still try. Olivias are usually beautiful beyond what one could ever imagine. Charasmatic. Weird. Charming. Intelligent. Witty. A total blast to be around but can be moody at times. Hot bod. Will always come through. Has profound love for all around her. Doesn't take shit. Fuck her over once and she will get You 1000 times worse just by batting her eye lashes.

3. Listens to great music! Gets attention from mostly douchebag guys! Super smart! Totally talented! Good kisser! Great hair! Nice smile! Hot bod! Cute feet! Knows how to party! So wierd! Usually has A.D.D. An all around amazing person. You won't regret knowing an Olivia

I just have no words for these some are just like wow everything in that is true and some are like who the hell is this based off of