Riding Horses

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This is a request from @nowherelass!

What they would do.

John: *would get angry at his horse because he doesn't know how to ride one*

Paul: *would trot around and act like he was a knight*

George: *would serenely ride and enjoy the peacefulness of the outdoors*

Ringo: *would bring a basket full of carrots to feed his horse while riding*

What they would say.

John: Turn left, you stupid horse! Left! Left! Your other left! *gets bucked off and face-plants in mud* You are so fired.

Paul: I am so gallant and heroic. Oh! It looks like Prince John had fallen from his horse. Go, valiant steed, and take me to rescue the prince!

John: Get away from me, Paul.

Paul: Nelly and I are trying to save you.

John: From what? The dirt?

George: *riding by* Dirt can be rather frightening.

John: No one asked your opinion, Harrison!

George: *shrugs* My peaceful ride turned into a headache with you sods around.

Paul: *gasps* If Nelly could gasp, she'd be doing it too!

George: *sighs*

Ringo: *talking to his horse* Don't listen to them. They're rude and stressful. *feeds horse a carrot* We don't have to associate with them.

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