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What they would do.
John: *would complain constantly and do nothing but lay around.*
Paul: *would spend almost two hours in front of the mirror every day trying to get his makeup exactly right.*
George: *would eat three sandwiches, then complain about how fat he is, eat two more sandwiches, complain about being fat again, eat one last sandwich, and then complain about being fat for a third time.*
Ringo: *would bawl his eyes out twenty-four hours a day, eight days a week.*
What they would say.
John: Oh, my God, this sucks! I never want to relive these years again! I hate being a teenager, especially a girl. Who could possibly have it worse? I mean, really.
Paul: *yells from the bathroom* George, wait your turn! I don't care if you have to go to the bathroom, I'm currently in here and these eyelashes don't look this way by themselves. Beauty takes time, patience, and a lot of money spent on mascara.
George: I can't believe how fat I am. I think I've gained five pounds over night. Look at these jeans! I can't even get them zipped. And I thought I was eating healthy. Whatever I do seems to make me gain more weight! Next time, I'll just eat three sandwiches.
Ringo: *sobs hysterically* There was a cat food commercial on tv and the cat said, "meow," and it was so sad! Then, to top that off, there was a furniture commercial, and I don't know why, but I started crying because the sofa looked so sad! *blows nose violently.*
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