What they would do.
John: *would spout off random letters and try to buy vowels when he doesn't have any points.*
Paul: *would play like an old lady.*
George: *would think every puzzle had to do with food*
Ringo: *would spin the wheel and land on bankruptcy every time*
What they would say.
John: *spins wheel*
Pat: Five hundred.
John: Z!
Pat: I'm sorry. There are no Zs.
*next turn*
John: I'd like to buy an O, Pat.
Pat: You can't buy a vowel.
John: And why not?!?
Pat: You're at zero points, John.
John: *picks up Pat and throws him at Vanna.*
Paul: Hmm. This is a thing. Don't tell me. Don't tell me. I've got it. Hmm. Thing, thing, thing. Um, how about, "Precious cargo"?
Pat: That's right!
*next turn*
Paul: Oh, gosh darn it, I can't think of this one. Um, "Bambi's Mother." Uh, "John Lennon." Oh, darn. Out of time.
George: "Roast Beef"!
Pat: No.
*next turn*
George: "Cheesecake"!
Pat: *slightly annoyed* No.
*next turn*
George: "Olive Garden"!
Pat: *teeth clenched* No.
*next turn*
George: I've got it this time! I know I do! . . . "Candy Bar Wrapper."
Pat: Somebody get him out of here already! He's going to make me rip out my toupee!
Ringo: *spins wheel* What? Bankruptcy?
*next turn*
Ringo: *spins again* Bankruptcy again?!?
*next turn*
Ringo: *spins yet again* Why do I keep landing on bankruptcy? Pat, I think this wheel is rigged.
Pat: *hurriedly* Commercial break!
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What Would the Beatles Do?
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