What would the Beatles do if they worked at McDonald's?
Would would they do if they were presidents?
What would they do if they were bank robbers?
What about dragons?!?
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Paul: *would be a pterodactyl*
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George: *would be a Brachiosaurus*
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Ringo: *would be a Psittacosaurus*
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What they would say, if dinosaurs could talk.
John: *looks up* That may or may not be a meteorite hurtling toward the planet. If it is, I need to check my bucket list to see if I've done everything. *uses claws to unroll a scroll* Hmm, let's see. Eat lots of helpless herbivores. Check. Try to reach the top shelf but fail due to T-Rex arms. Check. And last, but not least, go extinct. *looks up at nearing meteorite* Check.
Paul: I am the best-looking pterodactyl out here. I mean, I don't have fish stuck in my teeth, I have the largest wingspan. *wink* And my beady eyes are just downright charming. *does figure-eights in the sky, trying to impress the lady pterodactyls, who promptly ignore him*
George: *meditating* I have found that the smaller dinosaurs are too annoying, so I have come up with a new stress-relieving activity: sitting silently and expanding my mind. *hears a bloodcurdling roar somewhere in the jungle* *scrambles to his feet* Meditation over. John the T-Rex is one of the things that meditation does not fix.
Ringo: When people research me in the future, they will dub me the "cutest dinosaur" because I am absolutely adorable! *prances from fields of daisies, barrel-rolling down grassy hills, and singing as if he is happy as a clam*
