What would the Beatles do if they worked at McDonald's?
Would would they do if they were presidents?
What would they do if they were bank robbers?
What about dragons?!?
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Paul: *would be Violet Beauregarde*
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George: *would be Augustus Gloop*
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Ringo: *would be Charlie Bucket*
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What they would say.
John: *casually strolling through the factory with the others following him* Now when I say you don't touch something, I bloody mean it, you brats!
George: Can I go over there and drink that chocolate stream?
John: No.
Paul: Can I have this three-course meal gum?
John: No.
Ringo: I'm really enjoying this tour, Mr. Wonka ~
John: No!
Ringo: But ~
John: No one is enjoying anything! I'm going to make this as miserable as possible. Now . . . who wants to see my stamp collection?
Paul: Stamp collection? I thought we were getting a tour of the factory!
John: Well, too bad!
George: *drinking the chocolate stream*
John: Hey! Get out of that!
George: *gets startled and falls in*
John: Eh, his loss. *claps hands* Chop-chop, children, let's go look at my stamp collection.
Paul: I've had enough of this. *eats gum and bloats up like a massive blueberry*
Ringo: *in a small voice* I think I'm going to be scarred for life.
Paul: *waddles* I didn't see that coming.
John: *raises an eyebrow* Really? It's called three-course meal gum, Paul!
Paul: I thought it was kidding!
Ringo: Is no one concerned about George? Or the fact that we're missing that English girl and the gamer?
John: I don't care about George. He was stupid enough to fall in. And as for the English girl and the gamer, they're right over there. Hi, Cynthia and Stu! *waves at them*
Cynthia: *waves back*
Stu: *mumbles* Why don't I ever get a bigger part in these things?
Ringo: I don't understand what's going on.
John: *sighs* Why don't we just cut to the chase, hmm? You're the least bratty out of all these kids. Your prize is my factory. Here's the keys. They're the only set I've got, so don't lose them.
Ringo: But ~
John: Woo! Freedom! *rips off his top hat and tosses his cane into the chocolate where it smacks George*
