vampires are always like "i could kill you if i wanted" like? yeah? so could another human being. so could a dog. so could a dedicated duck. you arent special
i like how you say this as if vampires are a problem you deal with frequently
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Random❝What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?❞ Just a couple more conversations for shits and giggles between four idiotic beings on how to be sarcastic and other necessities. [Book 3 in the "How To" series] WARNING: CONTAINS A...
