i want to make you feel like a humid southern night, where the spanish moss drips from trees like lace, and honeysuckle buds perfume the air
sticky, glistening skin
sultry and forever
and fifty dozen mosquitos are sucking your body dry and cicadas scream so loud you can never sleep and watch where your honeysuckled ass steps or you'll plant your foot on a pissed off copperhead
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How To Be Hilarious ✓
Random❝What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?❞ Just a couple more conversations for shits and giggles between four idiotic beings on how to be sarcastic and other necessities. [Book 3 in the "How To" series] WARNING: CONTAINS A...