if you are ASEXUAL, you do not experience SEXUAL ATTRACTION
if you are AROMANTIC, you do not experience ROMANTIC ATTRACTION
if you are AROMATIC, you have a PLEASANT AND DISTINCTIVE SMELL
and if you are AUTOMATIC, SYSTEMATIC, and HYDROMATIC, why then you're GREASED LIGHTNINGGGG
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How To Be Hilarious ✓
Random❝What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?❞ Just a couple more conversations for shits and giggles between four idiotic beings on how to be sarcastic and other necessities. [Book 3 in the "How To" series] WARNING: CONTAINS A...