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if you are ASEXUAL, you do not experience SEXUAL ATTRACTION

if you are AROMANTIC, you do not experience ROMANTIC ATTRACTION

if you are AROMATIC, you have a PLEASANT AND DISTINCTIVE SMELL

and if you are AUTOMATIC, SYSTEMATIC, and HYDROMATIC, why then you're GREASED LIGHTNINGGGG

and if you are AUTOMATIC, SYSTEMATIC, and HYDROMATIC, why then you're GREASED LIGHTNINGGGG

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