❝What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?❞
Just a couple more conversations for shits and giggles between four idiotic beings on how to be sarcastic and other necessities.
[Book 3 in the "How To" series]
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INFLATABLE TOAST MATTRESS
breakfast in bed? no, breakfast IS the bread
sleeping on this 6" by 7" inflatable toast mattress is likely to make you dream that you are a pad of butter and that you are floating down a river of freshly brewed coffee
in reality, you should not use the inflatable toast mattress as a flotation device nor should you expose it to excessive heat
this piece of toast is made of plastic, not bread, so if you wake up and smell burning toast, you are probably just having a stroke
