two hundred and twenty eight

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synonyms are weird because if i invite you to my cottage in the forest, that just sounds nice and cozy

but if i invite you to my cabin in the woods you are going to die

my favorite is explaining the difference between a butt dial and a booty call

it's called connotations

try this one for a size:

"forgive me, father, i have sinned"

"sorry, daddy, i've been naughty"

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