school: please get a full night of sleep
school: but don't forget to do 876354 hours of homework
school: and study for tests
school: be a well rounded person by joining clubs
school: and participate in sports so you don't come home until 6pm
school: don't be late for school
school: but make sure you eat a full meal in the morning
school: kids need a balanced diet
school: here eat cardboard with red paint, it's called "pizza"
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