chinese recipes, as handed down from mother to child: season it with a pinch of this and some of that. you want to know the exact amount? feel it in your heart. ask the stars. yell into the void.
english recipes: boil and salt it. ok that's it enjoy
australian recipes: chuck it on the barbie
icelandic recipes: bury a fish in your background for 8 months. dig it up and eat with a side of driftwood.
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