three hundred and sixteen

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when you rearrange the letters in the word 'ASTRONOMER', you get 'MOON STARER'

same goes for DESPERATION = A ROPE ENDS IT

THE MORSE CODE = HERE COME DOTS

DORMITORY = DIRTY ROOM

THE EARTHQUAKES = THAT QUEER SHAKE

SNOOZE ALARMS = ALAS! NO MORE Z'S

WAIT but here's my favorite one:

HOLMES AND WATSON = WOMANLESS AND HOT

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