two hundred and fifty six

1K 133 29
                                    

if...

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

equals...

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

then...

K+N+O+W+L+E+D+G+E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

H+A+R+D+W+O+R+K

5+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

both are important but fall just short of 100%

BUT

A+T+T+I+T+U+D+E = 100%

LAZINESS

12+1+26+9+14+5+19+19 = 105%

PROCRASTINATION

16+18+15+3+18+1+19+20+9+14+1+20+9+15+14 = 192%

SELLING YOUR SOUL TO SATAN

19+5+12+12+9+14+7+25+15+21+18+19+15+21+12+20+15+19+1+20+1+14 = 314%


a/n

you don't know how long this took me to type

just for a great post

what has my life come too

oh wait i didn't have one to begin with


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