THE SUN IS ON FIRE. I REPEAT, THE SUN IS ON FIRE.
THE OCEAN IS FLOODING. I REPEAT, THE OCEAN IS FLOODING.
THIS IS AN EMERGENCY. THE EARTH IS SPINNING. GUYS, IT'S FUCKING SPINNING.
A MYSTERIOUS GAS HAS SETTLED ALL THROUGHOUT EARTH AND WE ARE CURRENTLY BREATHING IT IN
OH DEAR JESUS ALL THE FISH ARE DROWNING
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How To Be Hilarious ✓
Random❝What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?❞ Just a couple more conversations for shits and giggles between four idiotic beings on how to be sarcastic and other necessities. [Book 3 in the "How To" series] WARNING: CONTAINS A...