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there used to be so many rabbis in my neighborhood during the winter and now that it's spring they're gone??? where did they go? i thought there would be more now, and im sad because they're cute and i like them. even if they poop in my gardens. 

then again, there's a coyote around, so maybe it ate the poor things.

i was really confused until i realized you probably meant bunnies and not jewish teachers

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