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i will kill you: basic threat; overused; lacks serious weight

pee your pants: up-and-coming; respectable; unexpected

i will pee your pants: fill of the promise of grief and terror; absolutely devastating

your pants can't wait for my pee

and here we have it, the most terrifying sentence in the universe

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