100% = 100

9 0 0
                                    

We are being audited.  After meeting the auditor my boss told me they wanted 100 samples. I said we don't even have 100 files in total!  He told me to get it done and 'find' them.

I saw the auditor at the watercooler and asked them. They said they told my boss 100 per cent sampling given the small population, not 100 samples.

Basic math not required to be management!

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