From One to Another

Chapter 39

D: ITS A BAD IDEA

W: no it's not. You're over-reacting. How 'bad' can it be.

D: going up to Bruce and telling him that I was kidnapped by the joker

W: oh Shooooooot OH MY GOSH

W: why didn't you tell me sooner that the plan was that bad oh shoot!!!

D: WELL IVE BEEN TRYING
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W: snoot snoot

D: go to sleep
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W: in art, we had to give other classmates destructive criticism on their projects

D: you mean constructive criticism

W: no I meant destructive, I wanted to break joey's soul for improper use of shading

D: ok wow chill
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D: question - you eat anything (literally anything) but why are you so picky about apples?

W: story time!!

W: in pre-k, they took us to the local apple farm and the class could try different flavor apples, really just a red, yellow, and green one

W: everyone was getting the red slices and no one was getting the others and for some reason four year old me thought that the dude passing them out looked so heartbroken because no one ate the other apples

W: so you know how on stop lights green means go and yellow is be careful, I thought this applied to fruits as well

W: so I grabbed the green slices and stuffed that whole thing into my mouth. It was sourest Granny Smith I've every tasted and that's why I'm very wary around apples

W: also I cried after I ate it and then we went back the next year in kindergarten and it was the same dude passing them out and we shared a look. It felt like this really big secret.

D: I'm telling Barbra this

W: don't
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So, this one was meant for March 14, (PI Day), but I lost this somewhere in my notes until I found it today. Aka don't write stuff on the back of a sticky note and stuff it down to the bottom of your book-bag.

D: I almost made Alfred have a car accident today because he let me sit in the front with him and the dashboard time said 3:14 and I screamed Alfred look and he was so startled and all I did was point not even at the clock but at the air conditioner and said ITS PIE he almost hit a lampost also I am not allowed to sit in the front for a week

W: I'm wheezing 

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D: So what are you up too?

W: well i've been doing the macarana for the past 15 minutes. What about you?

D: funny you should ask. alfred and bruce just walked into my bedroom to see me doing the cha cha slide

W: wow that's crazy huh 

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D: I hope parallel universe me is doing ok right now 

W: I could get Barry or Cisco to check on you for you. Just tell me which earth 

D: omg

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R: I hate Dick so much 

W: wow why?

R: I just walked into his room and he was lying on his bed staring at the ceiling and I was like what are you doing and he said star gazing 

R: I look up and he had over twenty photos of himself taped on the ceiling. And you guys say I'm the one full of myself

W: I'm just surprised that you acually expected something better from him

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D: I feel like I should inform you that Wally and I just had a fully understandable conversation where no words were spoken, there were only finger guns

R: the purest friendship

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W: I freaking hate you so much that I seriously wish I could kill you 

D: I'm sorry but I can't make a reservation today as there are already 163 people who wanted to do that before you and by my calculations there will be an opening in my next next next next next life. Should I schedule it?

W: Actually, yes please

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W: you know how baby could be looking all cute and perfect and sweet yet at the exact same time they can be screeching like a pteradactyl 

W: that reminds me of you sometimes

D: aww thank you

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