W: I'm a gonna make a some a pasta
W: oh look at that
W: "Serving size is 4"
W: yeah
W: ALL 4 ME
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W: how hairy are your legs right now?
D: let's just say that they are currently the main cause of global warming
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D: what Pokemon Go team are you on?
W: my team???
W: MY TEAM
D: no stop
W: WHAT TEAM AM I
D: please I'm sorry
W: TEAM WILDCATS
D: we should be over this
W: NEVER
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W: if you've never said, "mom mom mom mommy mum mom mom mama mommy mom mo-" and she cuts you off with "WHAT" and you just say "hi" before hi-tailing out of that room
W: you need to rethink your relationship
D: fun fact - this works with Bruce as well
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W: do you ever realize that there is probably an alternate timeline where we never met, because I think about that a lot
D: look, you have never ever listened to word I say but if there is any one thing that I want you to hear from, MORE IMPORTANT THAN MY DYING WORDS, is this: there is no universe where we aren't freinds
W: i'm gonna cry
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D: I just realised that I'm not ready for How To Train Your Dragon 3.
W: I'll hold your hand for you bro.
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W: I may have lost Cisco's screwdrivers, so he's sorta mad
W: I think he got over it, he's getting the two of us a pizza
W: he's ordering over the phone and told the lady not to cut it. idk why but whatever. food is love
W: HE FLIPPING OPENED THE BOX AND JUST LICKED THE ENTIRE PIZZA. I'M CRYING AND HE'S LAUGHING
D: he may be a little mad
W: shhhh, I feel like a lost a part of my soul
W: awww, NOW CAITLIN BARRY JOE AND IRIS ARE HERE LAUGHING NOOOO
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D: lets play a game. I start a story and you have to finish it with the theme I set.
W: okay. Theme?
D: it's mystery
D: so I'm walking down a road at night when...
W: your pulled into a random dark alley by a guy - that's me - in a trench coat. I open on side of my trench coat and you see...
W: a whole bunch of Pokémon cards and I say, "you want a charmander"
D: wow okay I'm leaving
W: so did that trainer in the indigo league when he ABANDONED HIS CHARMANDER
D: omg I'm so sorry
W: how could he??!
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D: it's come to my attention that I shouldn't be left alone with scissors
W: wh-what happened?
D: I made a whole stack of paper snowflakes and stood at the top of the stairs overlooking the entrance hallway
D: so when Bruce walked in from work he and Alfred were immediately showered by paper snowflakes
W: I expected something bad but this sounds good
D: no it's very bad Bruce didn't mind but Alfred made me clean them up
W: the horror
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W: heads up. I'm using your amazon account
D: why
W: I stayed up all night today to watch a rated R horror movie Barry told me not too
W: so yeah, you know that one spongebob episode where he and Patrick bought all of the night lights
W. I sorta maybe need to buy alL OF THE NIGHT LIGHTS IM SO SCARED PLEASE HELP
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D: Good Afternoon!
W: actually its good evening
D: well now it's goodbye
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From One to Another
FanfictionTexts between Dick and Wally With surprise guests -Roy Harper -Barry Allen -Bruce Wayne And more soon!! (Inspired by Fanfiction.Net's author redalert98, who's very one text story inspired my own!)
