November,
What better month is there for a Roy Extravaganza!
R: You guys give me butterflies every time I see you
D: awwww
W: im blushing
R: *picture of a cage with almost 10 butterflies flying around*
R: no seriously what do I do with them
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R: The fact that i am considered an adult is hilarious and terrifying
W: one man should not be given so much power
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W: 99 BOTTLES OF MILK ON THE WALL
D: 99 BOTTLES OF MILK
W: TAKE ONE DOWN AND PASS IT AROUND
D: YOU HAVE 98 BOTTLES OF MILK ON THE WALL
*98 bottles of milk later*
D: YOU HAVE ZERO BOTTLES OF MILK ON THE WALL
R: Do you take requests?
W: YUP
R: please stop
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R: guys my apartment complex is having a Halloween decoration contest
R: who wants to help? The theme is mystery
D: me
R: no not you. Wally can help.
D: but why
R: my land lady fainted because of you last year
D: the theme was haunted. What better than a ghost kid
R: a ghost kid that hacked into everything in the building, and chanted things from outside everyone's windows? Yeah no
D: no fun all of you
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W: Roy come here
R: what. why? I wanna sleep.
W: home alone. There's a spider in the other side of my room. Help me
R: just catch it with a cup
W: okay
W: OH MY GOD ROY THE SPODER IS MOTHER AND SHE GIVING BIRTH UNDER THE CUP. WHAT DO I DO.
W: THERES LIKE A MILLION SPIDER BABIES. MAKE THEM GO AWAY. IM CRYING
R: shut up. Breathe. Give me five minutes.
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D: Roy you took AP human geography right?
R: yup
D: help?
R: sure buddy.
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R: this calls for a celebration!!
W: how is getting your 50th speeding ticket a cause for celebration?
R: shut up or no cake
W: ...I want cake
D: I'll bring it then. What's your favorite flavor
R: more
D: what?
W: obviously he just doesn't understand Roy. Dick, his favorite flavor of cake is more. Aka the flavor doesn't matter as long as you've got us a 4 tier cake with enough sprinkles that make heaven jealous
D: yes sir
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W: hey Roy, where are you
R: what do you mean
W: you said you would help me take the leaves
W: what, don't tell me your lazy
R: laziness is the mother of all bad habits, but ultimately she is a mother and we should respect her
W: wth.
W: nevermind. I'm not even mad anymore. That was great.
YOU ARE READING
From One to Another
FanfictionTexts between Dick and Wally With surprise guests -Roy Harper -Barry Allen -Bruce Wayne And more soon!! (Inspired by Fanfiction.Net's author redalert98, who's very one text story inspired my own!)
