Texts between Dick and Wally
With surprise guests
-Roy Harper
-Barry Allen
-Bruce Wayne
And more soon!!
(Inspired by Fanfiction.Net's author redalert98, who's very one text story inspired my own!)
D: an older kid in the library was ranting about something that happened to his friends. He is so loud
D: I turned to him and said "wanna know how much I care." And he's like all smug, "Sure."
D: "Do you hear that?"
D: "I don't hear anything."
D: "Exactly."
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W: DOOFINSHMERTZ EVIL INCORPORATTTEEEDDDD
D: hold up, why does he get his own jingle. I want one.
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D: not to be rude or anything,
D: but what IS your purpose?!
W: I don't have one. No one does really. We're sacraficial specks of the woven universe, already planned out to the T. We humans know nothing.
D: thanks.
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D: Wayne Enterprise company introductions with the press. Help me pick a tie.
W: color of the suit?
D: standard black.
W: dress shirt beneath?
D: yeah, dark blue
W: White tie with the thin blue checkers that you lent me a few months ago.
D: got it, thanks.
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W: I'm worried. I question how commited Dick is with our friendship
R: uh, right?
R: hold, on. Ok, why?
W: like, we've never planned out matching clothes in the morning.
W: DID YOU KNOW that he and Barbra wore matching outfits for the Gotham Academy field day? Has he and I ever done so? No.
R: don't you think you're overexagerating a bit.
W: well I think your UNDERREACTING ROY
R: oh my go-
R: just tell him howyou feel okay?
W: okay, and thanks for the thereputic services
R: don't come cheap though, $1 per text sent
W: WHAT
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W: i've been scammed of $6 by Roy
D: what? how?
W: nevermind that, why don't we ever plan matching outfits together like you and Barbra do?
D: dude, if it means that much to you, we could match this weekend when we go to the mall
W: really
D: yeah sure.
W: YEAH
W: also never take thereputic advice from Roy, $1 per text
D: what.
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D: how would desribe your life in less than 10 words?
W: My life is a bad laffy taffy joke.
--------------------------------- R: college tuition is going up guys
D: pfft who needs a college degree when you're a good noodle
W: what
D:
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D: yeah, I'm just gonna blow this up to a 10ft by 10ft canvas and hang it in my office.
D: losers ---------------------------
D: wow, you didn't tell me your English project partner was that pretty
W: what?
D: behind you at the table by the fake bamboo thing
W: WHY ARE YOU HERE
D: sorry am I interrupting your date
W: it's not a date. We're working on a project
D: It's a saturday afternoon. You both are sitting at a table in a coffee shop. You guys have been joking far longer than you have been working. AND you bought her a bagel. a bagel, dude.
W: please leave
D: nope.
W: How did you know I was here anyways?!
D: honest: Barry paid me $20 to follow you for the day. Congrats
