W: Gotham's Dark Knight had a cave, e-i-e-i-o
W: and in that cave, he had a, ROBIN! e-i-e-i-o
D: you better not say he went tweet tweet tweet
W: E-I-E-I-O!!!!
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W: remember the demon cat
D: how could I not
W: well I read online that one way of facing your fear is to make it your friend. So maybe we should name it
D: we shall name it Damian.
W: smart, Damian does mean 'to tame' we r going to tame the cat
D: huh, sorry. My phone autocorrected to Damian. I wrote demon
W: I feel like your offending many Damian's out there
D: I don't think so. Damian sounds like more of a demons name to me.
D: trust me. One day I'll meet a Damian and that last thing he'll be will be tame
W: if this falls to be true in the next ten years, then I will never question your judgement again
D: then bet on.
(Years later, when Nightwing meets Damian, he remembers this conversation. He calls up Wally that night and we can now say the Wally has $173 less then what he had before he went to bed. )
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D: I just drank a Sprite
W: good for you
D: it made me feel bubbly and warm inside
W: thats good?
W: are you okay? where are u?
D: Its SO FizZY
D: POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP
W: omg, I'm calling Bruce don't move
D: the sprite makes me HAPPYYYYYYYY happy birthday to you happy birthday birthday happy you too yay happy birthday!!!!!!!!!!
W: thats not how the song goes?!
W: Wth? what sprite did you drink?!
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W: I need $20 like right now, its an emergency
D: sure, you'll get it when you give me back the $54 you've already taken
W: right now?! please ill pay you back some other time I really need it!
D: In that case fine. But in doing so, you will owe me $74. And you say some other time. So I will put your word to it. As I know you don't have a job, you most likely will in about five years time. Though I can't wait five years for it, I will have to add an interest rate that you will have to pay to me. If my calculations are correct, By the end of that year, you will owe me $435.72 . And I know that the economy can drop and raise so I will shave off $300 and as you are my brother and family sticks by, I will take back $35.72. And $26 will probably be spent on nonsense so I will go ahead and take that back. Which means that by the end of that year I will need $74000.
W: sure whatever I don't see anything wrong with it
*Hours later, this text arrives*
W: Dick, this is Barry
W: Wally has hired me as his lawyer and saying that this was never legalized on any government document, you cannot make him pay. But as a fine for interrupting your services: I, Barry Allen, will pay the fee of $74 to you, on the note that you have mercy on my nephew.
D: While I do accept this apology, he put it down as his word. I now have it, and I believe it can not be taken so casually back. This word of his permits that he has promised to do this. And I have not understood what the problem was in the first place, he stated himself that he did not see anything wrong with it.
W: As the lawyer, you must look from my perspective and understand that this is a minor, who does not think and is very reckless. He is willing to give up his income: his allowance, which brings me to offer you the fee of $92.
D: Hmmmm. I will need time to think upon this act of peace. You will be contacted tomorrow.
*After a restless night, the decision has arrived from the jury*
D: I have thought and agreed to your terms. I will not press any charges on Wallace West and in return, you will give me $92. Thank you for working with me and this successful case.
W: It has been my pleasure.
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D: orange juice isn't even orange
W: yes it is
D: no its not
W: it is
W: its orange. you need to stop arguing with mother nature
D: i will argue with her until i die
W: your loss. ........ its orange
D: SERIOUSLY WALLY POUR OUT THE DUMB JUICE AND LOOOK AT IT
W: OMG FINE!
D: *tapping foot impatiently*
W: ....
D: what?!
W: .......your right
D: I TOLD YOU!
W: how is this 'orange juice'? sure it can from an orange fruit, but like the fruit it should be orange! This is not juice! ITS NOT EVEN ORANGE
D: woah. calm down dude
W: HOW CAN I CALM DOWN ITS NOT ORANGE
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From One to Another
FanfictionTexts between Dick and Wally With surprise guests -Roy Harper -Barry Allen -Bruce Wayne And more soon!! (Inspired by Fanfiction.Net's author redalert98, who's very one text story inspired my own!)
