This chapter is going to be really big on Roy, (mainly just because he's the awesome older brother of our favorite idiots :D )
This chapter is dedicated to @TurtleWarrior03 for coming up with this first text post:
D: Wally, I think there has been a robber in the house! A bunch of my snacks are missing! Same with Bruce's!
W: Oh... really? That sucks dude.
D: Wally...
D: Did you get into our house and eat out food?
W: WHAT...PFFT NO! I.. Was.. at Roy's?
R: Wally don't lie to him, You took all his food and brought it to my house.
W: ROY!
D: Wally I suggest you hide, Bruce saw the text! I mean he can buy more... but he's angry that you got into the house and he didn't know.
W: Well Bye!
R: I bet he'll be dead in minutes.
D: I bet seconds.
Again, credits to @TurtleWarrior03 for writing that one! 😄
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D: hey guys
R: wth man
R: WHAT DO YOU MEAN HEY GUYS
D: I'm saying hello
W: NO IDIOT YOU DJPULD BE EXPLAINING WHY YOU WERE IN THE HOSPITAL
D: I could or I could tell you a funny story
R: does it have to do with the hospital?
D: yeah actually
D: anyways after getting a concussion, breathing in a paralyzingly drug , and being shot , I somehow managed to climb up to the top of gothams tallest bridge
W: go on
D: so Bruce finds me and I'm like how did you find me
D: and he says that apparently (I didn't remember this at the time and still don't) I left him a voicemail of where I left my will and funeral plans
R: idiot
D: and then he asks me how the hellIUM I managed to get up here so I said (and I don't remember this part either) but apparently I said DETERMINATION
W: haha I'm in stitches
D: lol so am I
R: IDIOT
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R: why
W: why what
R: you know what
D: why are you asking why
R: because you know why
W: what I don't get what you mean by why
R: AGH WHY YOU IDIOTS
R: NEVERMIND
W: you don't think he meant
D: yes. Why
D: did the old lady swallow the fly
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D: just a question but don't you ever get lonely
R: how can I get lonely when the the two of you are blowing up my phone at 4 am?
D: true
*4 Days Later*
R: since you guys were so worried that I was lonely I got this:
R: *sends photo of a dark rock with googly eyes, and a smile drawn on with red sharpie*
R: his name is jimmy
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D: UGH I SWEAR
D: Wally is an absolute idiot
R: 1st of all don't call him an idiot, that's my thing
R: 2nd of all I told you not to trust him with errands
R: and what about the time we sent you to go get ice cream and you came back an hour later with bags of stuffed animals
D: SALES ROY SALES you can't pass off a buy one get one
R: omg, jimmy the rock is literally more reliable then the two you
W: HURTFUL
YOU ARE READING
From One to Another
FanfictionTexts between Dick and Wally With surprise guests -Roy Harper -Barry Allen -Bruce Wayne And more soon!! (Inspired by Fanfiction.Net's author redalert98, who's very one text story inspired my own!)
