Texts between Dick and Wally
With surprise guests
-Roy Harper
-Barry Allen
-Bruce Wayne
And more soon!!
(Inspired by Fanfiction.Net's author redalert98, who's very one text story inspired my own!)
D: WHEN BRUCE IS ANGRY 99% OF THE TIME ITS LIKE OOPS AND TERRIFYING, BUT THAT OTHER 1% PERCENT IS COMEDY GOLD
W: what'd he say
D: ahem. *clears voice*
D: Out of all the optional doors of life, that could lead you to a happy and successful and dare I say LIVING future.... YOU CHOSE TO GO THROUGH A WINDOW OF A 20 STORY BUILDING
D: on my behalf, he should know that I don't like hospitals and am willing to go through any obstacles to get out
W: Bruce is still practicing the parenting thing isn't he
W: tell him I said good try ---------------------------------- D: remember how Bruce wouldn't let me have a pet cactus
W: yes
D: well I have another idea for a pet that doesn't require the actual commitment to help provide one life
W: ?
D: I'm getting a pet roomba
W: gosh dang it Dick -------------------------------------------- W: so how's our sick buddy
D: I feel terrible
W: no worries doctor west is in the house
W:
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D: I feel slightly less terrible
D: thank you ------------------------------------------ W: seeing a spider isn't the problem
W: it becomes a problem when it disappears
W: very much like you
D: *blush* thank you -------------------------------------------- W: my uncle just told me that he taught my cousin who was just learning his words to say
W: no taxation without representation
W: imagine a 2 year old screaming that around the house
D: I laughed and Alfred stared at me
D: I think he knows ----------------------------------------- W: but how the heck do I do it!!!???
D: step 1: grow confidence
W: grow!? Are you joking!? HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO JUST GROW CONFIDENCE
W: please let me water and add freaking sunlight and play freakin Beethoven's fur Elise and moonlight sonata to it
D: yes but I was thinking more Mozart
D: step 2: good luck
W: UGHHHH ------------------------------------------ D: okay so a country is like a lot of piggy banks
D: what about a small island
W: like a little less but still a lot of piggy banks
D: I'll just save up --------------------------------------- W: Roy I need your help
R: I'm sorry, you are trying to contact 293-648-0304. The number you are trying to contact is unavailable right now. Please try again later.
W: wth
W: did you just text me the answering machine to your voicemail?
