Chapter 9

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W: taking buzzfeed quizzes

W: what's your sixth sense

D: my sixth sense?

D: ...........

D: common sense

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D: what cannot talk but will always respond when spoken to?

W: .....siri?

D: no dude, its an echo

Thanks to my sister who, when first hearing the riddle, blurted out SIRI!?

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W: so did you ask?

D: bruce said no

D: I don't even know why?! its not that hard to take care of one

D: I mean I said id be responsible and give it water and look over it and stuff

W: sometimes its in the presentation. what was your opening

D: "Bruce, I want a cactus."

W: ok. you see, theres your problem.

W: you didn't say please

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D: stop it

R: stop what?

W: yeah what

D: you know what I'm talking about

R: nope

W: ?

D: STOP TELLING GIRLS YOU HAVE A RICH FRIEND AND SHOWING THEM MY PICTURE

D: ITS NOT FUNNY ANYMORE GUYS

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D: stop

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D: dude come the Mountain quick

W: why?

D: kaldur is making the most hilariously serious speech on the inaccuracy of Ariel The Little Mermaid
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W: Roy can you take us to Taco Bell

R: no

W: why not

R: because I'm busy

W: it's an emergency

W: we are gonna die of starvation we don't go. And we don't want you to explain why I'm dead to uncle Barry

R: it's still no

D: then you'll have to explain why I'm dead to Bruce

R: you guys want chalupas or burritos I'm outside
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