Chapter 12

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W: teacher: "Ten more minutes and then turn in your math paper here."

D: class: *mathing intensifies*
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W: you know how you say a word and you know Halfway through that your saying it wrong but you think

W: I've gone this far, might as well keep going

D: and the moral of the story is?

W: instead of telling Megan that She's telepathic, I called her tele-pathetic

D: bro... your skills amaze me
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Roy's back!!!

R: :)

R: you know what I really hate

W: the world

D: yourself

R: PEOPLE WHO DONT USE THEIR GOSH DANG TURN SIGNALS

W: ...road rage....

D: wait. Are you texting us while your driving right now

R: :)
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W: how long did the Hundred Years' War last

D: seriously?

W: 116 years

D: wait what

W: what color is a purple finch

D: .... purple....

W: crimson

W: what color is the black box on a commercial airplane

D: hold on I'm not past the first one

W: its orange

W: what moth is the Russian October revolution

W: November

D: I hate you
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W: hey what's up

D: Sorry Wally. This is Bruce. Richard is grounded for the weekend and won't have access to his phone.

W: okay it's fine. But you only ever call him Richard when he's in real trouble ?

D: He put the transformers symbol on the batmobile.

D: *sends photo*

D: I actually kinda like it

W: then why is he grounded

D: Because Alfred says that I can't reward him for reckless behavior.

W: lol okay tell him I said hi
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D: Wally the popcorn lied

D: it said it was instant

D: it's been three minutes

W: I APOLOGIZE THAT KIND RICHARD OVER HERE IS HAVING TO WAIT SUCH A PRECIOUS LONG TIME WHILE IM STANDING AT THE BUS STOP IN THE RAIN FOR THE PAST 20 MINUTES CAUSE ITS LATE

W: AND IM HUNGRY

D: -ding- that was my popcorn bye

D: ohhh it's the buttery kind too
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W: had I known that meeting you would have lead too being the dumbest mistake of my life

W: I would do it again cause scientifically you need to repeat a process multiple times to achieve accurate data

D: that's nice of you to say

D: how much money do want

W: i need 50 bucks

D: in that case i want a refund on our friendship
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I'm back guys!!!!
:)

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