W: DUDE
R: WAKE UP
D: why? It's one A.M. I'm going back to sleep.
W: GO DOWNSTAIRS AND DRINK SOME COFFEE
R: TRUST ME. YOU'RE GOING TO WANNA BE WIDE AWAKE FOR THIS MISTAKE
D: ...I'm scared but curious
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W: WE didn't start the fire.
R: as if I belive you.
D: don't lie Wally. Roy, HE started the fire.
W: oh no you didn't
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W: so what are you getting for Bruce's birthday
D: Well recently the third volume of Bruce's favorite 'parenting for beginners' series just came out
D: this volume is called, "So You Think You're Child Is Trouble"
W: In your case, I would say that they are absolutley right
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W: Black Canary is calling for you for practice. Why aren't you here? Is it Batman and Robin business?
D: yes, so keep it hush hush
W: got it
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W: Dude, I'm watching the news and just heard that Joker planted a couple bombs aroung Gotham
W: that hit you took looks painful
W: text me when you're okay and back at the cave
W: don't be stubborn and make sure you let Bruce and Alfred check you over for injuries
D: Do not worry, Mr. West. Master Richard has gone to sleep after tonight's events. Would you like me to have him contact you in the morning?
W: Nah, It's fine Alfred. I wish you good night.
D: Thank you. I wish the same to you too, Mr. West.
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D: you know what I hate?
D: when you unplug you're headphones but you forget to stop your music, so you end up with your entire class hearing you play the Titanic soundtrack
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D: wake up
W: but I don't feel like it D: fine, then this will REALLY wake you up
D: the moon landing was faked
W: get your conspiracy theories out of my face.
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D: Roy meet us at Merkat Rd. in gotham at 8:00
R: why
W: you're our get away driver
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D: Artemis texted me you 'broke your face or something stupid like that'
W: It's just a bruise and a bloody nose. And some swelling
D: ?
W: so Barry had some free time today so he tried to help me with phasing. I ran at the door and at the same time Iris opened the door and I fell outside onto the porch
D: HA
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D: IM SO TIRED OF EVERYTHING
D: I'm just gonna sleep forever and never wake up
W: that's it. intervention time
W: STOP RIGHT NOW. DID I SAY YOU COULD DIE?
D: what who said anything about dying??
W: THEN DID I SAY YOU COULD GIVE UP AND QUIT?
D: no?
W: THEN YOU DONT GET TO DIE UNTIL I SAY SO
D: okay!
W: you are beautiful you stupid penguin
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I have one thing to say to all of my readers, all in the words of the great Wallace Rudolph West.
"YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL, YOU STUPID PENGUIN."
YOU ARE READING
From One to Another
FanfictionTexts between Dick and Wally With surprise guests -Roy Harper -Barry Allen -Bruce Wayne And more soon!! (Inspired by Fanfiction.Net's author redalert98, who's very one text story inspired my own!)
