How Did You Die?
This contains a lot of random interviews, laughter, and serious matter...
{Does contain some spoilers so watch out}
Cover by Sapphire
Concept by Blaze
Bluestar is on her phone as the camera pans across the stage.
Ravenpaw: Um, Bluestar?
Bluestar: *looks up and groans* Oh, what the StarClan do you want?
Ravenpaw: I'm going to turn off the wi-fi if you don't start the show right now.
Bluestar: *grumbles* Fine... *tucks her phone away* Hi. Welcome to How Did You Die?, the stupid show about stupid cats who died in stupid ways. So... today we're here to have Ravenpaw on the show.
Ravenpaw: I didn't sign a waiver, you can't make me do anything.
Bluestar: But I can fire you if you don't come onto the stage right now.
Ravenpaw: Do you even have the position to do that?
Bluestar: *pulls out her phone and narrows her eyes* If you don't get your shiny lil' butt up here right now, I'm going to hit this exactly on your little camera's lenses. I bet that's not cheap. *laughs*
Off-stage still, Ravenpaw lets out a small moan of pain. Begrudgingly, he enters onto the stage, padding up to the chair next to Bluestar.
Ravenpaw: Okay, hi. Put the phone done, please.
Bluestar: *grumbles again and tucks the phone away, again*
Ravenpaw: Hi. I'm Ravenpaw.
Bluestar: How did you die?
Ravenpaw: Cancer, according to the Warriors wiki.
Rio's never read the mangas or that weird short story or wherever he died in. She doesn't even like the new Warrior books.
Bluestar: Cool. What's your favorite meme?
Ravenpaw: Pardon me? *squints at her*
Bluestar: Meme.
Ravenpaw: I... I don't have one.
Bluestar: Here's my favorite! *brings up the image on her phone and shows it to Ravenpaw*
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Ravenpaw: That's terrifying.
Bluestar: *grins* Thanks! Anyways, thanks for watching the sh-
Ravenpaw: *interrupts* Hey, we can't be done yet. And put your phone away.
Bluestar: Fine. *grumbles as she tucks her phone away* Last question. Are you gay?
Ravenpaw: I'd prefer not to answer that.
Bluestar: but the fangirls want to know, Ravenpaw
Ravenpaw: *through his teeth* That's a personal detail that I'd rather not share on live television.
