How Did You Die?

Interview Six

Bluestar: Welcome back to How Did You Die? Today we have special guest, Thistleclaw here.

Thistleclaw: *bleep* *bleep* *bleeping* *bleep* *bleep*

Bluestar: Sorry Thistleclaw, but this is a kit friendly show. Lots of kits will be watching.

Thistleclaw: What do you want?

Bluestar: A civilized interview.

Thistleclaw: This is *bleeping* *bleep*

Bluestar: What's your name, Thistleclaw?

Thistleclaw: My name is Thistleclaw. You just said my name.

Bluestar: THE KITS. WE ARE DOING THIS FOR THE KITS!

Thistleclaw: What are you going to ask me now? How did I die?

Bluestar: Duh, this is How Did You Die.

Thistleclaw: I got swallowed by happiness that's why I joined the Dark Forest.

Bluestar: *facepaw* That's what Tigerstar said.

Thistleclaw: That little apprentice. *sniffs* He has grown so much.

Bluestar: ...

Thistleclaw: My death is true. I had much happiness with my mate, Snowfur, your sister and my kit, Whitestorm. Then that came crashing down when Snowfur died.

Bluestar: *sniff* That was very sad. Some tears are almost coming from my eyes.

Thistleclaw: I look better as a Dark Forest cat.

Bluestar: Haha, you're joking right. Wikipedia says otherwise.

Thistleclaw: *bleep*

Bluestar: That's it for this interview. See you next time.

Thistleclaw: Nope. *bleeeeeeeeep*

Bluestar: *roll eyes*

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I hope you enjoyed this new interview. Thistleclaw is awesome. ;3 ~Whisper