Bluestar: Hello, and welcome to How Did You Die! Today, I'm here with Ashfur, who was sent...ah, contravesially, to StarClan.
Ashfur: hi :/
Bluestar: Ashfur, can you tell us how you died?
Ashfur: Hollyleaf killed me.
Bluestar: ...
Ashfur: What? That's what happened.
Bluestar: Detail?
Ashfur: You want me to go into gory detail?
Bluestar: No, no. That's not what I meant--
Ashfur: Because I can.
Bluestar: No that's NOT what I meant--
Ashfur: Because seriously, it was brutal and sudden and--
Bluestar: ASHFUR! I just wanted some circumstances! Or something!
Ashfur: Eh, you already know them. Everyone hates me for them :/ bai
Bluestar: cut.....
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How Did You Die?
RandomHow Did You Die? This contains a lot of random interviews, laughter, and serious matter... {Does contain some spoilers so watch out} Cover by Sapphire Concept by Blaze
