How Did You Die?

Interview Eighteen

Bluestar: I need to find some cat to interview.

Clawface: Please...meeeeeeeeeee

Bluestar: You aren't cool enough 😎

Clawface: but I have an interesting death...

Bluestar: I saw your death, it was boring.

Clawface: Please *insert cute cat eye gif*

Bluestar: Why can't I interview some cat else, like Breezepelt or something?

Clawface: He didn't die yet.

Bluestar: Well, its better a better idea than interviewing you, Clawface.

Clawface: I thought this book was "How Did You Die?" Breezepelt didn't die yet...

Bluestar: I may as well interview myself because I'm more superior than you.

Clawface: ...but

Bluestar: I'm also wondering why your name is Clawface. You don't have a claw mark on your face...

Clawface: ermmm, I claw with my face.

Bluestar: That's some Dark Forest dung.

Clawface: Well, we are in the Dark Forest what do you expect.

Bluestar: It means that it's a stupid reasoning that only Dark Forest cats make.

Clawface: 😿 Bluestar, I'm hurt.

Bluestar: Fine, I'll interview you.

Clawface: YAY!!! So I was a little kitten named Unknown.

Bluestar: What now?

Clawface: Then I became Clawpaw, then Clawface. I had a mate named Rowanberry, she was a pretty cat, she's my former mate now. We had two kits, Stumpytail and Cinderfur, they were really strong warriors. I also had a brother, his name Nightpelt, now Nightstar. It was so cool to see my brother be the leader even if it was only a little bit. I never really knew my parents, but I knew Yellowfang and Raggedstar. I remember like it was yesterday, we went to attack ThunderClan and boom I went ded from Graystripe. Oh, I killed Spottedleaf, oops.

Bluestar: Thank goodness this is over. I almost fell asleep...this is why I didn't want to interview a brat like you.

Clawface: I hate you too...*trying so hard to not cry*

Bluestar: Bye! *quickly slips away into the darkness, purposely avoiding eye contact from Clawface*

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Heyo, I finished another interview and probably stole some information from the wiki. Sorry not sorry. ~Whisper