How Did You Die?

Interview Ten

Yellowfang saunters in front of the camera, preparing to start the episode. However, Brownkit pops out of nowhere and stabs her.

Brownkit: I AM THE PLOT HOLE FIXER! DIE, CAT THAT REPLACED BLUESTAR FOR A CHAPTER

le poof

Bluestar: *appears* What just happened...did I see a brown ball of fur with long fangs stab my murderer medicine cat...?

Ravenpaw: *from offstage* WHO CARES THE SHOW MUST GO ON

Stepping carefully around Yellowfang's corpse, Bluestar skips merrily toward the Dark Forest. However, for convenience's sake, the author decided to skip the half an hour it takes her to skip merrily to her target-- er, interviewee.

Tangleburr: Bluestar?? What are you doing here??

Bluestar: Interviewing you, obviously.

Tangleburr: Uh ok. Sorry for trying to kill you that one time, btw. I mean, the word of the leader is law, and Brokenstar was...

Bluestar: Right, right. Now, how did you die?

Tangleburr: HEY! NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX! Why can't we talk about...about Firestar. You were in love with him r--

Bluestar: *turns beet red, cause cats can do that* QUIET WE'RE BEING RECORDED

Tangleburr: wait what

Whitestripe: *waves camera* 'Sup.

Bluestar: SO HOW DID YOU DIE PEASANT??!!

Tangleburr: Fine fine I was a coward and did everything Tigerstar said. So I had no free will. And shouldn't be here.

Bluestar: A coward? But don't cowards...aren't they killed...?

Tangleburr: Shut up.

Bluestar: Touchy, touchy. Well, toodeloo!

Curtain falls

cue applause

and rotten fruits

written by Ember, who has no idea what she's doing

also did anyone get my reference to another CG book

probably not

bye

*poofs into smoke*