Bluestar: Hello, and welcome to How Did You Die! I'm here with....uh, wait. Where'd they go?
*interference*
Bluestar: We're back! And I've *cough kidnapped cough* found a cat to interview! Everyone, welcome my husband Oakheart to the stage!
Oakheart: ...this isn't a stage. It's a green screen.
Bluestar: shhhhhhhh
Oakheart: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Bluestar: Anyway, on with the interview! Oakheart, dear, how did you die?
Oakheart: Now, here's an issue that has confused fans (and this author) for ages! Lots of people seem to think I was killed by Redtail. Or Tigerstar. Or something. But actually, it was just a rock slide :/
Bluestar: Sounds painful.
Oakheart: It was.
Bluestar: ...
Oakheart: ...
Bluestar: ...
Oakheart: Are you just stalling to make the chapter longer?
Bluestar: ...
Oakheart: ...
Bluestar: Are you just breaking the fourth wall to try and add humor?
Oakheart: ...
Bluestar: ...
Oakheart: ...
Bluestar: We should probably end the chapter.
Oakheart: Right.
written by Ember
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How Did You Die?
RandomHow Did You Die? This contains a lot of random interviews, laughter, and serious matter... {Does contain some spoilers so watch out} Cover by Sapphire Concept by Blaze
