Bluestar: Hmm... Who should I interview today?
Honeyfern: Ooh, an interview?
Bluestar: Yeah! Do you wanna tell me how you died?
Honeyfern: Sure! Well, Berrynose and I were on a lovely date, and I got bit by an adder. *Muttering* And then he went and fell in love with my sister and I had to pretend to be happy for them...
Bluestar: That's— er— lovely. Weren't you carrying kits at the time?
Honeyfern: Yes, now they're here in StarClan with me.
Bluestar: Ooh, I love kits! So squishy and breakable! Can I meet them?
Honeyfern: Sure. Kits!
*two kits pop into the scene*
Kit 1: What are we doing here, Honeyfern?
Kit 2: Who's that?
Honeyfern: Kits, this is Bluestar, the leader before Firestar. Bluestar, this is Berrykit and Fernkit.
Bluestar: They're adorable!
Berrykit: I'm not adorable! I'm a vicious warrior! *hisses adorably*
Fernkit: And I'm not adorable, I'm the most beautiful she-cat here!
Bluestar: . . . Riiiiiiight. Anyways, see you next time!
Written by le Amazing Annco. Please note that I completely invented Berrykit and Fernkit, they aren't canon *whispers* sadly...
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How Did You Die?
RandomHow Did You Die? This contains a lot of random interviews, laughter, and serious matter... {Does contain some spoilers so watch out} Cover by Sapphire Concept by Blaze
