Im confused and dazed

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It's been a long day, well yesterday was since it's now. But basically what happened yesterday/today is a long story that needs to be told.

Basically we got over a foot of heavy wet snow in less than ten hours, some places got 2 feet even! School was cancelled but the power was also out.

I had woke up at 11 in the morning and we stayed home until a out 1 since it was getting cold because there was no heat. We went to Denny's(the restaurant) for lunch but I had breakfast there even though it was lunch time.

We went to my grandma's because she thankfully wasn't there and had power in her house. We stayed for about six or 7 hours and I gotta say the last 5 were the most boring and unnecessarily difficult hours of my month. My grandmother puts food in so many weird places and it's in weird containers that contain left overs. Luckily I found food to eat and didn't starve.

Also side note my sister doesn't like Nutella so now I have another reason to hate her.

But I ended up texting my friend to go to a sleepover at her house since no one except my Nutella hating sister wanted to go. I was aloud to go to the sleepover and so we were driving back to my home and just about five minutes before we get home the power turns back on in the house so I feel slightly stupid but not enough to phase me.

I get to the friends house and wen basically only talked about memes, epic music/"music", and was just all around being weird. Her dad had gone out to buy snacks and he came home and she asked a question but he said no or whatever to it and I kid you not it went from 1 to 100 in less than ten very elaborated and vehement(looks like English class did come in handy after all) words to set it off. So that happened for about a half hour.

Then it got late and when it gets late I start to act, weirder than  normal. Eventually we had to go to her room since her parents are sleeping and had to get ready to go to sleep.

So I went to the bathroom and her dad had left the toilet lid up and half functioning me nearly sat in the toilet. Thankfully I sat down awkwardly towards the edge and smacked it hard buying me just enough time to stand back up.

Also after I'm done in the bathroom i get into my PJs. I'm sitting near the ground on my air mattress just half thinking since I barely work and the thought of, "You need to get dressed" pops in my head. So I start taking off my pj gown and I burst out laughing and my friend just looks at me weirdly and tells me I need to chill.

So now I'm here, on the air mattress typing this. Today has not been wasted in the slightest. Oh yeah friend and I started texting each other stuff without auto correct and then I put it through Google translate a bunch of times. Here's one of the text combos to end the chapter off.

Without Autocorrect:
First the bird must eat the food. next  the bird has to have a child to even want to regurgatate food to start the process. The birb must have its mlbrain tell the stomach to push food up througj the esophogus inti the beak. lastly the food must land in ghe baby birbs beak, not on it or around ut. the burb repeats tgis process, the entire rest of paragraph above, until it dies.

After Google Translate:
First, the birds eat these recipes. The bird should be set up when a child eats. Air explained in the stomach and the stomach increases. Finally diet diet is going round and round it. The manner of death is repeated several times before, is a part of the other.

A great way to end the day.

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