By Chris Crocker
HQ listening to the song mentioned above:
Daichi: "... *sings along*"
Suga: "why am i listening to this? This isn't even educational, nor does it give me any kind of benefit, yet I'm still listening to it--"
Asahi: *shuts laptop and cries*
Noya: *imagining stuff and having major nosebleeds, goes to some site and listens to blcds*
Tanaka: "nee-san, don't disturb me because I am doing something very productive!" *dances to the music bc he can't get the lyrics*
Ennoshita: *makes his younger cousins listen to it right after*
Narita: "whoever makes these kinds of songs are going down when I become god--I mean, prime minister"
Kinoshita: "hmmm... How avout writing a fanfic about this? But which ship? Hmmm... How about... *opens a book filled with oneshots about ships in his team*"
Kageyama: *looks up the meaning of the song on google*
Hinata: "wow, the song is catchy. *listens* oh nope."
Tsukishima: "... *searches information on the singer*"
Yamaguchi: "WANNAFEELYOURTEETHONMYNECKWANNATASTETHETSUKKIOFYOURSWEATGONNAROCKYOURBODYALLNIGHTITSLUSTATFIRSTSUGHT--"
Oikawa: "Iwa-ch--//kicked"
Iwaizumi: "*throws oikawa off a cliff and listens to the song on his own*"
Kuroo: "song memorized."
Kenma: "*sneeze*"
Yaku: "*choreographed a dance and teaches it to his students in his secret dance studio located at 696 street vikturi bldg, 27th floor Room A.*"
Lev: "hmmm... If I would just remove the lyrics and make a set of routines to do, this would be perfect for a free skate"
Bokuto: "hoot hoot hooot"
Akaashi: "... *downloads song and adds it into a playlist filled with similar music*"
Ushijima: "i need to practice my serves"
THOU HATH FINALLY UPDATED AFTER A MILLION YEARS OF REMAINING IN A DORMANT STATE
YOU ARE READING
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Fanfictioni wrote this as a deluded 14 year old who thought i was important. read if you will but don't let it determine your impression of my humor; i'm actually funny guys (lies). i'm better now (lies).
