haikyuu headcanons

do as the grocers do

Karasuno in a grocery

Daichi

- hides magazines ( lol yes there are magazines in groceries lmao ) and shoves 27 cans of root beer down under the other stuff when he sees friends

- "hi guys"

- sweatdrop

Suga

- ends up joining teammates when he sees some

- "this is good for you"

- "don't spend money on useless things"

- "vegetables"

- "bye guys~"

Asahi

- doesn't know what to buy

- is hesitating between this product and that product

- buys like a grandma

- isn't recognizable because he lets his hair down and wears formal wear so not worried about encounters

Noya

- lmao he knows his way around the grocery

- acts like a responsible adult

- covers all necessities

- uses credit cards lol

- nags you to join him doing groceries when he sees u

Tanaka

- "sis what should i get"

- separates from sister when he sees someone

Ennoshita

- has a market list

- checks it every 36 seconds

- doesn't even notice you

- helps the staff struggling with boxes

Kageyama

- doesn't grocery

Hinata

- gets either too much or too little of what he has to purchase

- people looking at him worriedly

- once encountered a security guard who asked for his name and told him to 'wait for his mom while they make an announcement'

- when he sees you "hiiiii so ur shopping here too lol what would you buy" and goes on and on

Tsukishima

- only goes to groceries and supermarkets with mom

- but he knows what to do

- covers face when he sees someone he knows lmao

Yamaguchi

- looking around cautiously

- wears a large hoodie and shops like that

- once was mistaken for a snatcher or something

- almost impossible to see he's got low presence ok

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lol origin of the title is actually the quote, "when in Rome, do as the Romans do"

I replaced it with "when in the grocery, do as the grocers do" so yeah there goes another absurd heading lol

I just went back and edited chapters

⚪dance dance revolution

⚪house of horrors ( literally )

⚪rain dance

btw jus' sayin'