haikyuu headcanons

rain dance

[ EDITED: Thursday, July 13 2017 ]

Rain soaking the volleygays

Daichi

- oh my god im gonna die if suga sees this

- goes home and changes and takes a shower and changes and gets back to school in 7 seconds

Sugawara

- "i told you to bring umbrellas!"

- "what if you catch a cold?"

- "here get towels go to the shower and change riGHT NOW"

Asahi

- purchases anti-fever medicine

- gets 816 comforters and dives under them

- i don't wanna die

Nishinoya

- "my hair gel comes first"

Tanaka

- strips randomly infront of everyone

- "best way to dry is to run around naked"

- head shining

Ennoshita

- "lmao guys your feet stink"

Kageyama

- unintentionally waving hair around to create a fabulous scene reminding us of our swimming anime

- "dont worry i drink milk everyday im healthy"

- catches a cold

Hinata

- asks everyone to "feel my hair!"

- stands too close to the heater

Tsukishima

- //dodges water droplets

- //arrives safe and sound

- //laughing at everyone for being 'stupid enough to get soaked

Yamaguchi

- //wears an overall raincoat

- and everyone reacts bc they didn't think of what he did lmao

Oikawa

- taking selfies under the rain and posts them to instagram ( which gets 927482 hearts )

- "iwa-chan, look! is that a ufo?!"

- catches a cold hunting for ufo

Iwaizumi

- "shittykawa, no, get back here, you'll die out there-- oh. But idiots don't catch a cold. . ."

- dries himself with 92618 degree blowtorch

- steps out totally unharmed

Kuroo

- //grinning

- //grinning

- //still grinning lmao

Kenma

- ". . . why"

- goes home and uses a cold as an excuse to not attend classes for a week

- but goes to school immediately after two days because kuroo raids his house, cooks him meals and acts like a wife

Yaku

- "*sniff* . . . i blame lev."

- and makes lev experiences a world of hurt lmao

Lev

- "*talking to sleeping yaku* yaku-senpai let's go get okonomiyaki even tho it's raining come on"

- and his craving was satisfied

- so was his tolerance for torture lmao

Bokuto

- "HEY HEY HEY"

- wondering; do owls dry their feathers by heater?

- stripping in the club room slowlllllyyyy

Akaashi

- //sees bokuto

- ". . . 🎵i came in tonight to get you out of my mind; I'm gonna take what I find, oh-oh-yeah. So open the box, don't need no key on my locks, and i won't tell you to stop, oh-oh-yeah. Yeah boi! I don't need to know where you've been. All i need to know is you and no need for talking. Yeah boi! So don't even tell me your name. All i need to know is whose place then let's get rockin'. "

- *sees bokuto ruffling his own hair*

- *whistles*

- "🎵 all i wanna do is FVCK YOUR BODY WOAAAAH WOOOAH TONIGHTS UR LUCKY NIGHT I KNOW U WANT ME WOOOAHHH WOOOAAH"

Ushijima

- ". . ."

- "tendou it's raining water. i don't see cats and dogs"

Tendou

- "wakatoshi-kun its raining cats and dogs"

- "lmao it's just an idiom"

- doing the rain dance

Shirabu

- is actually waterproof

Goshiki

- bangs soak up all the water

- hair turns inside-out and catches all the water then soak it all up using it for moisture that's why he has lush black hair

- "i am the aCE OF RAIN"

Semi

- //gasp "it's finally time!"

- runs in the rooftop and jumps down like spiderman and rips clothes off like superman and is actually wearing a two piece bikini