What objects HQ hates ( it's up to you to find out why ):
Daichi: coffeemaker ( bc he didn't know how to use it and embarrassed himself infront of other ppl )
Suga: clock ( bc he watched a horror movie one time wherein clocks have a large contribution )
Asahi: television ( because his eyes were scarred due to an ad )
Noya: soccer ball ( because he kicked it one time and it hurt his foot infront of girls )
Tanaka: hair straightener ( because he was forced to go bald when it burned his hair )
Ennoshita: chopping board ( because it broke when he was making enchiladas wait do you even chop anything in there )
Narita: pencil ( because he broke millions )
Kinoshita: high-heeled shoes ( he tried to cosplay sone girl but he got a sprain due to the shoes )
Kageyama: paint ( he slipped and face-plantes into paint )
Hinata: drinking straw ( he almost choked because he was trying to slurp juice with ice, then the ice blocked the straw's end and it melted a bit AND he choked on the sudden lodging of ice against his throat )
Tsukishima: toaster ( he was burrrnt )
Yamaguchi: spoon ( he failed to slay )
Oikawa: pole ( because he was trying to look good for iwa when he bumped into a pole in the street and there were lots of witnesses )
Iwaizumi: wristwatch ( it was the last thing his girlfriend in the past gave to him as a gift before he caught her cheating cough cough )
Kuroo: mouse trap ( he got his finger caught )
Kenma: microphone ( he yawned infront of a microphone when he was making a speech for school )
Yaku: flower vase ( he broke it and was grounded for 4 weeks )
Lev: knife ( he cut himself duh )
Akaashi: bell ( because he thought there was something going on when it rang so he rushed outside and looked like a lost. . . owl )
Bokuto: cap ( he can't put it on )
Ushijima: bowtie ( he almost strangled himself )
Tendou: teacup ( because he was trying to be levi but he dropped the cup and got second degree burns or somethin )
Semi: basketball ( he failed basketball MISERABLY )
Idk if anything is actually contradictory with the real facts bc I've only watched the anime TY
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