Bc "make a headcanon wherein they go into another anime" so yeah. It's obviously bungo stray dogs :D YAY
Watch the first episode b4 even reading this because it's better that way xDDD It's gonna suck af further if you read it solo
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???: One bowl of tea on rice. . .
Pickled plums, silvered nori, and leftover chicken from dinner. . .
All doused in piping-hot water, then shoveled in with salted kelp. . .
Hinata: That was so good. . . All those bowls of tea on rice I'd sneak into the kitchen to make at the orphanage. . .
Hinata: *falls face first into the ground* OUCH
Hinata: . . . Dammit. . . I'm gonna die of hunger.
Hinata: My name is Shoyo. Due to certain circumstances, I'm about to die from starvation.
( check the first episode and look at the words. I literally copied them xDDD )
Hinata: after being kicked out of a restaurant because I didn't have money to pay for what I ate, I had nothing to eat, nowhere to sleep. . .
Natsu: u little fcuker why don't you go home
Hinata: . . .
Natsu: . . .
Hinata: *rolls natsu down the hill* . . . And, as one might expect, not a cent to my name.
Hinata: yet i lack the courage to commit theft because someone named kuroo tetsurou told me to be a nice person at all times and i'd get his abs.
( director: . . . That was not supposed to be there )
Hinata: and that's how it came to my current predicament. But if i want to live. . .
Tsukishima's voice: GET OUT, YOU GOOD-FOR-NOTHING.
Tsukishima's voice trying to sound older: No restaurant would welcome the likes of you!
Tsukishima's voice trying to sound like a woman: The world would be a better place if you'd just die in a ditch somewhere!
( i swear this is way funnier if you watch the anime )
Hinata: shut up. . . *getting up from the ground* SHUT UP ×4
Hinata: Alright. . . I'll rush the first person who comes along and rob them of everything they've got!
Aone: *passes by in a high-speed motorcycle*
Hinata: well that mission was impossible. Next!
A group of military trainees marching, all having kageyama's face: One two three four one two three four one two three four one two three four
Hinata: . . . Holy shiet, they're hot. . .
( director: THAT WAS NOT IN THE SCRIPT )
Hinata: . . . *coughs* b-but the next person who cones along. . . For sure!
???: *floating on the river with their upper body submerged*
Hinata: . . . Wtf
Daichi, Suga, Asahi & Noya: *dressed as crows and lands on the person's shoes*
???: *nearly sinking*
Hinata: . . . Definitely won't save h--
Ushijima: *pushes him off the bank*
Hinata: HIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMM *falls into the water*
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Dazai turns out to be Oikawa Toru.
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قصص الهواةi wrote this as a deluded 14 year old who thought i was important. read if you will but don't let it determine your impression of my humor; i'm actually funny guys (lies). i'm better now (lies).
