haikyuu headcanons

if haikyuu had wattpad

ErzaScarlet0120 requested for musical.ly or something but i didn't know what that was ( lmao rip my tech knowlede ) so i made this instead

It's weird but it's okay

We're all weird
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Daichi

- the 'seven' bad boys and me

( don't sue me )

- reading teenage girl novels

Suga

- smut everywhere

Asahi

- reading light novels with loli stuff in them

- writing a story about a guy who got stuck in a ditch and then was rescued by a loli forest fairy

Noya

- reading a fanfics of 'white butler' and 'yuri on fire'

( im so sorry i couldn't think of anything else )

- making 'white butler' and 'yuri on fire' fanfics

Tanaka

- hello kitty facts and random stuff

- has an artbook that has hello kitty drawings and paintings etc

Ennoshita

- anime yaoi and yuri fluff

- and smut lmao

Kageyama

- puts volleyball on the search bar

- library is literally filled with volleyball

- making a book about volleyball

Hinata

- you're better off not knowing

Tsukishima

- wattpad is his diary lmao

- haikus ( not haikyuus ) everywhere

Yamaguchi

- has 1.2 million followers

- teen fics, anime fics, shoujo light-novel-y stuff, etc etc

Oikawa

- reads death, depressing shiz, horror, supernatural, aliens, paranormal, murder, mystery, medical crime and vampire stories with tragic endings

- writes death, depressing shiz, horror, supernatural, mystery, medical crime and vampire stories with tragic endings which makes everyone cry because he's taking revenge on all the fangirls that make every single fanfic with him in it of angst

Iwaizumi

- made an account to monitor oikawa so nvm him

Kuroo

- idk

- science mindblowing facts and stuff idk

- or shit-eating smut

Kenma

- making rants

- RANTS EVERYWHERE

- and reads fanfics of whatever he likes

Yaku

- The Gazillionaire's Bride ( or what )

- has a book about "a sexy female police officer who makes heads turn who was sent to search for a criminal, and ends up falling inlove for the criminal who is actually a sexy male model who makes throats go hoarse from the fangirling"

. . . What the fxuk did i do idk it was so random

Lev

- reading yaku's book and complaining about lack of updates

Bokuto

- has "BLUE WHALE" on his bio

Akaashi

- following 1k profiles or somethin' idk anymore

Ushijima

- A Gentleman's Guide to Anything and Everything

( agaaain don't sue me )

- writing: the benefits of New Zealand's grass

Tendou

- reading um. . . Idk anymore maybe some pretty decent novels ( bc refer to the chapter about him and books )

Goshiki

- search bar: how to cure jellyfish stings

Shirabu

- search bar: hoe to be less salty

- ". . . FXVK THAT WAS A TYPO WTF"

Semi

- reading anything related to vocaloid

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Sorry what is this