haikyuu headcanons

it started with a truth omg

Karasuno: *sitting in a circle playing truth or dare lol*

Tsukishima: *to suga* You chose 'truth', so tell me; among the people in this circle, who would you fvck, marry and kill?

Everyone else: tsukki what

Suga: ok. Hm. . . I will fvck *gestures at tsukishima* you

Tsukishima: what

Yamaguchi: *gasp*

Tanaka: oh my god i thought he was going to blow up that question was totally inappropriate

Noya: ifkr ryuu

Suga: i will marry *gestures to tsukishima* you

Tsukishima: whAt

Tsukishima: are you cheating on your husband

Daichi: whAT

Hinata: *looks at daichi* what

Daichi: *to hinata* WHAT

Suga: aaand i will kill *looks at kageyama* you

Kageyama: SENPAI BUT WHY

Ennoshita: oh my god ouch

Asahi: suga no

Daichi: suga why

Yamaguchi: *gasps louder*

Kinoshita: shut up enno ur just a substitute

Narita: but we are, too

Narita: and we got less screen time than enno

Noya: lmao kinoshita

Ennoshita: *whistles* burn, baby

Asahi: but- but you can't burn babies, that's illegal!

Tsukishima: asahi what omg

Suga: okay who's next?

Tsukishima: dO YOU MEAN WHO TO KILL NEXT

Kageyama: lmao dumb bum-fvcked saltworm what you thought lmao lmao

Hinata: kageyama what happened to you

Yamaguchi: *gasps so hardcore he swallows a fly* *chokes* ( wtf )

Suga: YAMA, NO

Yamaguchi: *coughs the fly out*

Everyone: . . .

Tsukishima: ew wtf

Yamaguchi: gomen tsukki ahaha *peace sign*

Nishinoya: oh mY LORD RYUU GET MY CAMERA

Tanaka: BUT YUU HAVE NO CAMERA

Asahi: *pokes fly* are you okay

Ennoshita: asahi oh my god

Narita: lol yamaguchi swallowed a fly

Kinoshita: geoooMETRYYYY

Ennoshita: what

Suga: I THOUGHT U WERE GONNA DIE

Yamaguchi: nawh

Yamaguchi: i was made to swallow rotten food and lots of bugs when i was young

Yamaguchi: i was bullied in every school before tsukki--

Tsukishima: ssshHH

Everyone: *waits for it*

Tsukishima: ut up yamaguchi

Yamaguchi: gomen tsukki teehee

Hinata: guys let's continue the gameee