haikyuu headcanons

"you'll never take us alive"

( Bc I was just playing Partners in Crime earlier on le guitar [piano version too difficult {or I'm just too average} ] )

2 Days after watching Partners in Crime official vid:

Kuroo: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE US ALIIIIIIIVE *grabs nearby stranger* WE SWORE THAT DEATH WOULD DO US PART *hugs stranger* THEY'LL CALL OUR CRIMES A WORK OF AAAART *kisses stranger's hand*

Stranger: WAIT, I'M NOT A CRIMINAL

2 1/2 Days after watching Partners in Crime official vid:

Kuroo: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE US ALIIIIVE *grabs Bokuto*

Bokuto: WE SWORE THAT DEATH WOULD DO US PART *hugs Kuroo*

Both: THEY'LL CALL OUR CRIMES A WORK OF AAAART *faces each other and one of them does that thing Viktor did to Yuri during the practice of Eros and Agape ya know, that*

3 Days after watching Partners in Crime official vid:

Kuroo: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE US ALIIIIIIVE *does a pose*

Bokuto: WE SWORE THAT DEATH WOULD DO US PART *does a pose*

ENNOSHITA: THEY'LL CALL OUR CRIMES A WORK OF AAAART *does a pose*

1 Week after watching Partners in Crime official vid:

WHOLE NEKOMA ( except Kenma ): YYYYOU'LL NEVER TTTAAAKE US ALIIIIIVE

WHOLE FUKURODANI ( even Akaashi ): WE SWORE THAT DEATH WOULD DO US PART

WHOLE KARASUNO ( EVERYONE ): THEY'LL CALL OUR CRIMES A WORK OF AAAART

2 Weeks after watching Partners in Crime official vid:

Nekoma School Building: *on fire*

(Kenma: *playing video games inside the CR*)

Fukurodani School Building: *broken glass windows*

Karasuno School Building: *ded*

What did i do with this chapter