( This was actually on my other HQ shit book, but I just had to share it here. I re-read it and gagged a few times tbh. )
Kuroo [ Level 15: Dark Knight ]: Hey guys!
Kenma [ Level 11: Assassin ]: *sees kuroo* . . . I hate my life.
Yaku [ Level 17: Priest ]: WHY AM I INVOLVED IN THIS SHIT
Taketora [ Level 3: Warrior ]: I'M A WARRIOR!
Innouka [ Level 37: Thief ]: You're on level 3 tho.
Taketora: . . . *runs away crying*
Innouka: . . . Oh my god
Kuroo: lmao
Kenma: why am i stuck with this loser
Yaku: WHY AM I HERE WITH EVERYONE WTF
Innouka: where's lev?
Everyone: . . .
- an NPC comes running -
NPC: DEAR ADVENTURERS! WOULD YOU HELP ME?!
Yaku: STOP SCREAMING YOUR HEAD OFF IF YOU WANT US TO HELP YOU
NPC: I'M So sorry. . .
Kuroo: *puts arm over the npc's shoulders* so what'cha got there?
NPC: A-a demon lord has kidnapped one of the most influential adventurers in the land, and that adventurer is the town's guard! We're going to be in trouble if he doesn't show up!
Kenma: why would the well-known adventurer even be kidnapped?
Innouka: *slaps hand over kenma's mouth*
Yaku: don't rob kenma, innouka
Innouka: i won't
Kuroo: ok we'll help!
Yaku: NONE OF US AGREED--
Kuroo: ssshHHhhh
Yaku: DON'T YOU DARE--
Innouka: *steals yaku's voice* . . . I didn't know i could do that.
Kenma: *muffed* wow
Yaku: *soundless screaming*
Kuroo: so where'd the demon lord go?
NPC: that mountain, sir *points to the mountain*
Kuroo: okay
NPC: . . .
Kuroo: okay. So what'd the adventurer look like?
NPC: um he had green eyes
Kuroo: uh-huh
NPC: silver hair
Kuroo: . . . Sure
NPC: and he was really tall
Kuroo: . . . Oh. . . Um okay?
NPC: he wore a full plate armor with a carving of the number 11 on the chest part
Kuroo: . . . I don't like where this is heading to.
NPC: and he had a beard.
Kuroo: WTF
Kenma: *muffled* not lev
Yaku: *silent shouting*
Innouka: fancy *removes hand on kenma's mouth*
NPC: PLEASE HELP US! *wiggles out of kuroo's grip and does the dogeza*
Everyone except npc: . . . You look familiar.
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Fanfictioni wrote this as a deluded 14 year old who thought i was important. read if you will but don't let it determine your impression of my humor; i'm actually funny guys (lies). i'm better now (lies).
