LEAST TO MOST LIKELY BE A CRIMINAL
KARASUNO
Narita (is actually the police)
Ennoshita (another part of the police force)
Daichi (brutal but also a cop)
Sugawara (nice but scary cop)
Kinoshita (a normal civilian)
Asahi (a civilian who gets held hostage)
Tanaka (stole minor stuff like candies)
Kageyama (ruined the vending machine)
Hinata (got the trampoline toppled over)
Nishinoya (summoned lightning)
Tsukishima (not suitable for very young audiences)
Yamaguchi (because he is yandere)
AOBA JOHSAI
Oikawa (unexpected but is a cop)
Watari (accidents happen)
Iwaizumi (flipped the table because oikawa annoyed him)
Kyoutani (caught stealing food every night)
Matsukawa (savage memelord who uses light sabers)
Hanamaki (smoke light sabers everyday and wreck glass windows)
NEKOMA
Kenma (as long as he has his games he's fine)
Innouka (innocent kid doesn't lie)
Taketora (hitting on girls)
Kuroo (extremely not suitable for all audiences)
Lev (has been mistaken to be slenderman)
Yaku (child abuses slenderman)
FUKURODANI
Bokuto (too stupid to pull off a crime)
Bokuto (doesn't know what a crime is)
Bokuto (is scared of a gun)
Bokuto (broke a $1m porcelain vase and ran away)
Bokuto (but because he yandere he gets charged with manslaughter)
Akaashi (is actually the owner of an illegal underground auction)
SHIRATORIZAWA
Goshiki (always is a hostage)
Semi (the legal wife)
Kawanishi (stealing some hair gel)
Shirabu (the illegal wife)
Tendou (the psychotic and rich mistress who ordered henchmen to set legal and illegal wives' cars on fire)
Ushijima (too much wives and acts innocent on court charged with adultery and manslaughter because tendou)
I pray for Ushiwaka's soul.
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Fanfictioni wrote this as a deluded 14 year old who thought i was important. read if you will but don't let it determine your impression of my humor; i'm actually funny guys (lies). i'm better now (lies).
